Welcome to the newest feature of the page, the Performance Page Pissonya award for ultimate stupidity. This award will represent our feelings toward the truly stupid people of this world. If you would like to nominate anybody for a PP Award E-mail me at [email protected] and we'll review your suggestion.

Our very first recipient of the coveted PP Award is (drumroll...) Osama Bin-Ladin for thinking he could get away with his actions on the 11 Sept. 01. Our little buddy Pete the pisser will now present the award.

Were all just so proud of him.

Okay the time has come for the awarding of the coveted pissonya award. After a stunning 5 time consecutive winning streak by Mr. Bin-Ladin. We, just yesterday, had a relative newcomer to stupidity come from out of thin air to give Bin-Ladin a close and very shocking upset. (Drumroll begins) The winner is by a slim margin... Ex premier of Newfoundland and now ex federal industry minister Mr. Brian Tobin. It is an accepted fact that Mr. Tobin was being... groomed if you will, to take over from Jean Cretien on his retirement as Prime Minister of Canada (or liberal party leader depending on the next election results). So for potentially turning down the number one job in the country Brian Tobin is our newest pissonya award winner. I guess it must be true what they say "A employed Newfie is a contradiction in terms"
Pete the pisser will now relieve himself of the award.

We'll miss ya Brian, snif snif.

Osama Bin-Ladin will now be retired to the wall of worthless. Oh the shame of it all.